Behind Enemy Lines at the IRS

“The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government.” Thomas Paine

The blog I author is a logical extension of my 9 to 5: to educate you about our tax system and the relationship that system has to our declining quality of life, or total lack thereof. As an IRS employee, I am not allowed to share my political opinions with taxpayers on the job, which is part of the reason I author this blog, I am using an obvious pseudonym to shield my identity from those who may not share my opinions on methods of reforming the country, specifically, my fervent belief that democracy can only flourish when people are empowered to make their own decisions for themselves unfettered by the bureaucratic entanglements of government. I betray no secrets by revealing that my employer’s middle name is Revenue, yet it makes only a token effort to collect any for the benefit of the working taxpayers whom it supposedly serves.
 
Callers to the 1-800 IRS help line I staff can generally be divided into two age groupings: those above the age of 65 who are calling because they want to be compliant with the tax laws and pay their fair share, and those under the age of 65 who want to use the tax laws to make sure they DO NOT pay their fair share. One can surmise that the inception of Social security, which came after most “senior citizens” had already entered the workforce, engendered in future generations an attitude of entitlement that subsequent generations use to justify their philosophy of avoidance of taxation (and work in general), but this supposition relates more to social theory and less to tax law. Whatever the reason, those of us who answer taxpayer calls know that most older callers feel duty-bound to pay their taxes while most of our younger callers believe that taxes are an evil to be avoided at all costs to the nation.

I believe that the writing warrior’s sword is his conscience, and I would be derelict in my moral duty were I not to reveal the brutal truth of the matter: every time I give you leave to apply a credit to your 1040 return, every time I give you the official IRS stamp of approval to deduct from your federal income taxes money that might improve your quality of life, but does so by sacrificing the nation’s quantity of income, I am doing so at the expense of your children and America’s unborn progeny. For those who may not know, it is Congress that writes the tax laws, the IRS merely enforces them. The IRS collects your money, and the Congress spends it. By no sheer coincidence, the logo of the IRS is the bald eagle. I didn’t have to work long for the IRS to figure out that the eagle is bald because members of Congress use the IRS to feather their own political nests to such an extreme extent that the eagle has literally been plucked baldheaded.

Long before “Schindler’s List” won academy awards, I knew that evil flourishes when good people stand back and say nothing…do nothing. Through this blog I can say things, do things that I could not say or do as an employee of the IRS. For the purposes of this blog, I express only my own views, as an individual American born with an inalienable right to self-expression. My views should not be associated with those of my coworkers at the IRS or ascribed to my employer. That required disclaimer notwithstanding, it remains my firm, albeit contrarian belief, that it is the incontrovertible duty of EVERY IRS employee to remind those for whom so many sacrifice so much that freedom ain't free, and we must all pay our required dues of citizenship.

You have probably figured out from my reference to “Schindler's List” that the study of history is a personal hobby (obsession) of mine. As such, my favorite book is William L. Shirer’s “The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich.” The book’s epigraph has always resonated with my love of history: “Those who forget the past are condemned to repeat it.” As a reporter, Shirer was an eyewitness to the Holocaust of World War II; my employment with the IRS has likewise made me an eyewitness to the Holocaust inflicted upon Americans, not so much to specific atrocities, but to the general disenfranchisement imposed upon American workers by the machinations of an autocratic tax system.

I always relate the apathy and self-delusion of the German people who bore silent witness to the European Holocaust to those in America who lobby Congress for tax benefits that contribute to a future American holocaust. A specific lesson from the European Holocaust can be instructive: On April 13, 1945, the United States Army captured the Ohrdruf concentration camp outside the town of Gotha in Germany. Ohrdruf was a holding facility for prisoners on their way to the gas chambers and crematoria at Buchenwald. The German townspeople from the communities surrounding the concentration camps denied any knowledge of the Holocaust in spite of glaring evidence disproving their feigned naiveté: smokestacks that billowed putrid smoke 24 hours a day; rumors of holocaust permeating every German town and village; and decades of Nazi propaganda asserting Jewish qualifications for extermination. After Gotha fell to the Allies, Supreme Commander of Allied Forces in Europe, General Dwight Eisenhower, ordered every citizen of the town of Gotha to tour Buchenwald so as to dispel any future claims that the town had been ignorant to the crimes of the Holocaust. After touring the camp, the mayor of Gotha and his wife went home and hanged themselves.

It is for this reason that I author this blog: so that no American taxpayer calling IRS demanding tax deductions and credits today can later claim, from the carefree confines of retired life, comfortably reclined in their rocking chairs, that they had no idea that they had signed, in their youth, IOU’s to foreign powers in the names of their children so as to lower their own taxable income at the expense of future American generations. My study of history and my observations of human nature granted me by the IRS has conferred upon me this sobering revelation: whether it be a holocaust or deferred tax revenue, ignorance is never bliss to those who have to pay the ultimate price.

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